Marketing - Simple Understanding

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to his Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" -

That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -

That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -

That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and

then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. -

That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she

introduces you to her husband. -

That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him -

That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your

wife arrives. -

That's restriction for entering new markets