A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to his Students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" -
That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -
That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -
That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -
That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. -
That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him -
That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets
