Chila Kudi Varthamanangal

Please read carefully and think once.
Any time this speech happens in your life......
Vellam adichu kazhinjal parayunathu. ..

1. Aliyaaa…u stupid idiot.. uncultured..
2. Eda…njan Fit Alla….
3. Car/Bike njan oodikkam
4. Eda nee onnum vicharikaruthu
5. Ente Manasil ninoodu bahumanam aanu..
6. Phaa….. poyi parayda ninnakku ishtamanu ennu
7. Enthuvadey.. Fit avunnillalo…. Nasham…
8. Nee entha vichariche…njan Fit ayi enno
9. Njan kudichittu samsarikkuva ennu vicharikaruthu
10. Smaall…oru cheriya smaaal koodi
11. Apane padipikkaruthu
12. Nee ente hridayam thakarthu
13. Enthokke ayalum avan ente sahodaran annu
14. Nee para aliya..enthu venam….jeevan veno
15. Njan innu vara Fit ayittila….. bet vakkunno
16. Sheri…..avalude phone number tha…ninte karyam NJAN shariyakkam…
17. Ninte sahodari aanu aval…..anganayee neee nokkavu…
18. Eda nee manasilakku…. Avalu ninnakku pattiyathu alla…
19. Nee paranjathu kondu avale njan marakam….Innu muthal avale nee edutho… appo oru peg koodi!!!
20. Nee enthu vicharichu njan Fit annu enno… Oru FULL koodi njan theerkkum…
21. I am very sorry aliya... njan angane parayan padillayirunnu.
22. ithu original sadanam alla aliyaaaa....Superb one...
23. bill njan pay cheyyam... nee angane enne kochakenda.. .
24. aliya you are my best friend... I will never forget dear....and the best one...
25. Eda innu avale orma varunnu…
And Finally
26. "NASHAM"….> Innu muthal vellam adi> nirthi!!!…..

Marketing - Simple Understanding

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to his Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" -

That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -

That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -

That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and

then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. -

That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she

introduces you to her husband. -

That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him -

That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your

wife arrives. -

That's restriction for entering new markets